You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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