Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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