Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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