I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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