3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
40s are totally the cure
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
