i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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