there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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