I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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