dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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