The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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