Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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