every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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