your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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