Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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