Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I love you.
Bad choice
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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