ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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