Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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