I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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