But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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