our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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