he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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