Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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