: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Randomize
