Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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