i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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