Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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