A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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