So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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