# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize