so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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