I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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