The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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