Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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