no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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