so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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