People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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