I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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