can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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