He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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