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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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