I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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