I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I have demons in me.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I need water and some morals
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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