So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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