quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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