Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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