Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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