hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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