You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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