Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's just like the Real World with babies
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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