My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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