No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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