Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just pee around me
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I have already put on my inside pants.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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