I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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