what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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